The Queen of Phalli
- Roger
- Jul 18
- 3 min read
The Underground Settlement
Enter the underground world of the Elves of Phalli, with only women and, by their biology, futas. Follow a high-standing Elf as she prepares for the biggest moment in her life, upcoming, and her friends and servant being there for her in many more ways in her journey.
Story - Content
The Queen of Phalli is a visual novel about an underground, hidden society with only female Elves and futas. It contains five chapters, and the gameplay/story goes pretty quick; the main time-consuming effort is the amount of text that needs to be read.
In the introductions when beginning a new game, it reads:
“This game involves a lot of reading, but you’ll also make plenty of choices. Some won’t matter, some will nudge the story in small ways, and some might change everything for the protagonist, her friends, and her house.
Even though it’s a text game, you can still hit a game-over screen. Should that happen, don’t despair; go back, stay true to your heart, and the goddess will guide you through the baptism.”
The story is about our protagonist (Elifael), who is soon to leave the safety of her home to make way to the high temples for her studying, research, and training.
With it all beginning as she wakes up and is greeted by her human servant, who follows her EVERY order, hint, hint. Through her journey, you will read a lot of text but also see some explicit images of both teasing normal events and spicy events.
I’m not explaining so much about the story because it’s a short game, and again, it's mainly just reading (and I’m dyslexic lol), so if I explained too much, there wouldn’t be any fun for the players to want to try out the game for themselves.
It’s a mainly text-based NSFW visual novel with great music & audio and good painted images, but the only way to save your progress is by actually saving the save file onto your download files. And there are no fullscreen options, but there are options for music & page volume, two different tabs.
Visuals & Audio
Visuals
The games' visuals look well done, hand-drawn, black & white style, with such details in the medium-size images for their surroundings and environment and characters around them.
A medium-size image screen on top and a long, small side image on the right side of the screen with an excessive amount of text in the middle.
Unfortunately, there’s no fullscreen, but the game contains a gallery to view images up close in a bigger format.
Audio
The music brings the same feeling for elves as from Lord of the Rings with a mixture of piano and harp and violins. I understand it makes not much sense of me bluntly talking about it, but it just feels perfectly fitting for the story’s environment and species.
While the sound effects truly are incredible. During the elapsed time that the text is still appearing word by word, it gets a soothing ASMR ink pen writing that keeps scribbling as long as all the text has appeared and stops as the text stops.
It’s a small detail that has a huge effect and adds to the soothing and overall pleasure of the gameplay/audio itself.
Pros-
Story
Music & Sound Effect
Detail Drawing Style/Visuals
Cons-
No fullscreen
No Proper In-Game Save
My Final Little Thoughts
The story is quite interesting, and for my full, honest opinion, this game would mainly be recommended for those who love text-based NSFW visual novels with fantasy, female only, humans not superior/main species, futas, etc.
Because this game is a mix between visual novels and ASMR diaries, it has a pleasant story, view, and those sweet, succulent scribbling noises.
Playtime: 2-3hrs
Rating: 8/10
Warning: Beware of futas!



