Cat President: 3rd Rate Candidate
- DraggeX
- Feb 26
- 2 min read
Updated: 2 days ago
Some games are serious. Some are chaotic.
This one is just pure, adorable political cat silliness - and it leans fully into the fun.
I jumped in expecting a light distraction and came out smiling.
And honestly? That’s the core strength here.
Story - Choices
The setup is delightfully absurd: you’re navigating a bizarre feline political world, making decisions, flirting with quirky characters, and trying to shape your path among candidates who are literally cats. The writing is cheeky and doesn’t take itself too seriously - which fits perfectly.
There are many different endings, and choices genuinely affect how things unfold. It’s easy to get into, and you feel like you’re steering your own story.
That said, I’d love even more choice impact. While decisions do matter, sometimes it feels like you’re nudged back toward a set tone rather than forging an entirely unique narrative each time.
Still, for what it is, it’s fun, funny, and engaging.
Visuals & Audio
Visually, the game is cute and expressive. Character art really sells the personalities - from smug cats in suits to overly dramatic political speeches done by adorable felines. Backgrounds are simple but colorful, fitting the lighthearted vibe.
Audio is playful, with fun sound effects and character voices that add personality - though it never overshadows the visual comedy.
It matches the tone perfectly: whimsical and silly without feeling shallow.
Inclusivity & Customization
A genuinely nice touch is the ability to choose your preferred pronouns and gender at the start. It’s a small detail, but it makes the whole experience feel more welcoming and tailored.
It’s not a deep character creation system, but it’s thoughtful and appreciated.
Pros and Cons
Pros
Delightfully absurd and fun premise
Multiple endings worth replaying for
Easy to learn and engaging to play
Cute, expressive art style
Playful audio supports the tone
Pronoun & gender options feel great
Cons
Decisions could sometimes have even more impact
Narrative paths feel slightly guided rather than wildly branching
Final Thoughts
This isn’t trying to be an emotional masterpiece - and that’s part of what makes it work.
It’s charming, funny, replayable, and unapologetically silly in all the right ways. With a little more branching depth in its choices, it could’ve pushed even further.
But as it stands, it’s a joy to play through at least once - and likely many times more.
Rating: 8/10
A fun, quirky political cat adventure with room to grow - exactly the kind of game that makes you smile while you play.
