No Space For All

No Space In Space??

No Space For All is a roguelike arcade space shooter that’s as chaotic as it is charming. You play as the pilot of a fighter ship trying to survive in an increasingly hostile universe after a freak accident warps you into enemy territory. With only one life, some witty banter, and an evolving arsenal of space-age weaponry, you’ll fight your way through 11 missions, collecting ship upgrades and prepping for the ultimate showdown. It’s fast, fun, and totally unforgiving—but hey, that’s the appeal, right?

About This Game

Storyline

The premise? Classic “oops, wrong turn in space” vibes. Your reckless joyride ends in disaster when an asteroid flings you into enemy-controlled space. Just as things look hopeless, a massive mecha swoops in and saves your bacon. This mecha and its pilot become your unlikely ally as you work together to repair the big guy and (hopefully) find your way home. Each mission revolves around finding crucial parts to upgrade the mecha while surviving waves of enemy ships and bosses.

The story is simple but sprinkled with humor and cheeky banter between you, the cocky protagonist, and your AI/mecha buddy. It’s not groundbreaking, but it keeps things lighthearted in the quiet moments between all the mayhem.

Gameplay Mechanics

If you like shooting everything that moves and frantically dodging incoming fire, this game’s got you covered. It thrives on its straightforward arcade-style gameplay. Combat is a twin-stick shooter dream: move with one stick, aim with the other, and hold down a single button to let your weapons unload. The more components you gather, the more ridiculous your ship becomes, with up to 11 weapons firing simultaneously by the end. There’s a real sense of progression as you upgrade your ship with better firepower and armor.

Temporary upgrades from enemies add a layer of strategy since they’re destroyed if you’re hit. It keeps you on your toes, balancing offense and defense. Pro tip: don’t bother with the rear-firing upgrade unless you enjoy looking cool for no reason—it’s hilariously useless.

The difficulty ramps up as you go, but it never feels unfair. If you die (and you will), you restart from scratch, but that roguelike loop of trying again “just one more time” is addictive. Missions are quick, perfect for short gaming bursts. It’s a game that doesn’t demand much, but it rewards persistence.

Visuals & Audio

Visually, No Space For All punches above its weight for an indie arcade shooter. The planets you visit are vibrant and distinct, and the enemy ships have enough variety to keep things visually interesting. Sure, there’s a lot of empty space (it’s a space game, after all), but it’s broken up nicely by asteroid fields and the looming presence of enemy fleets.

The audio is solid, if a bit generic. Explosions sound satisfying, and the background music is non-intrusive—though not particularly memorable. The standout here is the text-based banter between your character and the mecha pilot. It’s light, snarky, and helps build a bit of personality in what could otherwise feel like an emotionless arcade experience.

Pros

Fast, fun twin-stick shooter action.
Simple, effective progression system with weapon upgrades.
Gorgeous planets and varied enemy designs.
Humor and banter add charm to the story.
Cheap! It’s less than a cup of coffee at $0.99 (Not for us Asians though).

Cons

One-life roguelike gameplay might frustrate some players.
The rear-firing upgrade is hilariously bad.
Audio could use a bit more personality.

Conclusion

No Space For All is a delightful little arcade gem that doesn’t pretend to be anything it’s not. It’s simple, fast-paced, and addictive, with just enough story and humor to keep you invested. For less than a dollar, it’s a no-brainer if you’re into space shooters or need a quick pick-up-and-play game. Sure, it’s not reinventing the genre, but it’s got heart, humor, and some solid gameplay chops.

If you’re looking for an accessible, low-commitment space adventure, give this one a shot—just don’t expect it to hold your hand. Oh, and maybe steer clear of joy rides near asteroid fields.

Rating: 7/10

I don’t like starting from scratch over and over again :(