The Sultan and His Harem

Midplayz
Jul 16
3 min read

Updated: Jul 19

Harems Are Weird

The Sultan and His Harem is a wild ride through lust, power, and strategic empire-building—all wrapped in the silky robes of the Ottoman Empire. You play as Suli, a freshly minted Sultan with a whole lot of responsibility and an even bigger appetite for… diplomatic relations, if you catch my drift. On the surface, it’s an adult visual novel. But dig a little deeper, and it’s got a curious blend of political drama, historical fiction, and strategic gameplay—all topped off with just the right amount of “spice”.

About This Game

Storyline

The story kicks off with your dad, the old Sultan, handing over the empire as he prepares for the big nap (you know, the eternal one). You inherit not just a sprawling empire but also the weight of diplomacy, war, and managing court intrigue—all while trying to keep your brilliant and feisty wife, Roxelana, happy. But here’s the twist: our boy Suli is also on a personal mission to collect the most diverse and dazzling harem in history. And we’re not talking just locals—you’re out here conquering countries and inviting women from Ethiopia, France, Russia, Japan, and more to join your royal bedroom squad.

Now, the story could have easily leaned into “just another smutty visual novel,” but it doesn’t. There’s political tension, moral choices, and actual stakes. Ignore your responsibilities? You might end up with a rebellion on your hands. Disrespect your wife? She might plot against you. It's like Game of Thrones with less murder and way more moaning.

Gameplay Mechanics

So, here’s where it gets quirky. The game begins as your standard visual novel—dialogue choices, story events, and a slow introduction to the characters. But about half an hour in, it switches gears into a sandbox-style sim. Suddenly, you’re looking at a map, managing resources (mainly gold), and deciding how to spend your weeks—chatting with your minister, smoothing things over with Roxelana, or visiting your ever-growing harem.

You’ve also got the “combat” system, and I use that term loosely—it’s basically a duck-hunt-style mini-game where you shoot targets moving across the screen to conquer new lands. It’s not exactly Civilization, but hey, it’s oddly satisfying once you get into it. Could it use more depth? Absolutely. But for an adult game that’s trying to be more than just an animated slideshow, it’s a welcome touch.

The choices you make feel important. Relationships can flourish or crumble, your empire can thrive or falter, and depending on your actions, the storyline can veer in some interesting directions. Plus, all the M/M content is optional, so you can tailor your experience to your tastes—whatever those may be.

Visuals & Audio

Visually, this game lands in that middle zone between “passable indie” and “surprisingly polished for a niche adult game”. Characters are rendered in 3D models with light animations, and while they’re not hyper-realistic, they’ve got a unique charm. The erotic scenes are animated just enough to keep things interesting—nothing groundbreaking, but they get the job done.

Audio-wise, there’s a good mix of background music and sound effects, with moans and voice cues that match the tone of the scenes. The dialogue, while sometimes hilariously off, adds to the unintentional comedy. Honestly, half the fun is in the awkward, over-the-top lines during intimate moments.

Pros

Unique setting (finally, something that isn’t high school or fantasy elves!)
Genuinely interesting story with real decision-making.
Collect-and-conquer system makes expanding your harem oddly satisfying.
Devs are active, listening to feedback, and adding new content.
Humor! Whether intentional or not, it’s a fun ride.

Cons

Rough around the edges (it’s early access, and it shows).
The UI and sandbox system could use more clarity and guidance.
Mini-games are simple and could use more variety.
Some translation and grammar issues that break immersion.

Conclusion

So what’s the final word? It’s a weird, ambitious, occasionally clumsy, but undeniably entertaining blend of adult content and empire management. If you’re looking for polish, you might want to give it some time. But if you’re willing to dive into something a bit messy but full of potential—and you’ve got a sense of humor—it’s a surprisingly engaging experience.

At just a few bucks, it’s cheaper than your morning coffee and a lot more... interactive. Whether you’re in it for the political intrigue, the historical backdrop, or the sexy collection quest, there’s something oddly compelling about this one. Keep an eye on it—because with a few updates, this Sultan’s story might just become legendary.

Rating: 9/10

I am sure there are people out there fantasizing to become a Sultan.